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nate3993
06-22-2013, 03:34 AM
so. tallstraw just liked 3, yes 3, of my posts, from 3 different threads.........






















kinda gay. just sayin' ;)

olddawg
06-22-2013, 04:54 AM
there's still time for him to "no homo" wait for it

BoneDaddy
06-22-2013, 07:55 AM
LMAO

When you say uncomfortable, you mean the semi you got after realizing he liked 3 of your posts?

olddawg
06-22-2013, 08:15 AM
I would have liked nates post but I hadn't counted how many times I liked his other posts so I played it safe

BoneDaddy
06-22-2013, 08:36 AM
I liked the 1st one just now, let's see what happens!

xxiv
06-22-2013, 11:06 AM
there should be 2 options, you can like like a post or just like it as a friend.

tallstraw
06-22-2013, 11:35 AM
there should be 2 options, you can like like a post or just like it as a friend.

Hahaha classic

I just finally read through a bunch of threads and you always had some funny responses.














No homo

nate3993
06-22-2013, 04:40 PM
PHEW! he said no homo. thank god




but for realsies. i'm glad y'all are liking my humor. one day, ONE day....i shall hope to be on the OD/BOneDAddy level....a girl can dream can't she

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i'm such a fukin like whore. i've received less than a hundred, and i've given out 800+

olddawg
06-22-2013, 05:51 PM
I think if you just say what you are actually thinking it'd be funny lol

tallstraw
06-22-2013, 06:28 PM
What a slut

BoneDaddy
06-22-2013, 08:09 PM
I think if you just say what you are actually thinking it'd be funny lol

This!


What a slut

That literally made me LOL

JM1000
06-22-2013, 09:42 PM
pfffff less joking more lifting!

BoneDaddy
06-23-2013, 06:53 AM
pfffff less joking more lifting!

We are! We're lifting spirits!!

markam
06-23-2013, 07:12 AM
We are! We're lifting spirits!!

And shirts, apparently.:eek:

tallstraw
06-23-2013, 10:47 AM
And shirts, apparently.:eek:

If you play your card's right

nate3993
06-23-2013, 05:10 PM
If you play your card's right

dam. cheating on me with older men. laaaaaame. i'm a hot young stud. hot young studs such as urself need to be with other hot young studs.

tallstraw
06-23-2013, 05:50 PM
There's your like, you whore!

I laughed outloud, gf asked what I was laughing at..I made the mistake of telling her...she looked at me weird called me gay and walked away...Dat bitch!

olddawg
06-23-2013, 06:32 PM
let's face it boys, if it weren't for the cock on the other guy, we'd all be gay

tallstraw
06-23-2013, 07:46 PM
Hahaha, needless to say we broke up..I tolds her, i says, i says to er "Woman, I aints no pheggg, I'm 'Merican!!"

nate3993
06-24-2013, 02:46 AM
let's face it boys, if it weren't for the cock on the other guy, we'd all be gay

u may be on ur own with that one

olddawg
06-24-2013, 04:18 AM
maybe so, doesnt' make it any less true. When a straight guy goes over to a buddy's to hang out, is it ever to a girl buddie's house? No why? Because men and women have NOTHING in common. So all that has to happen for happiness is to manage the penis thing. Guys love hanging out with guys, fix the couple of small issues with sex and boom, it's all over. 10 beers with your buddy, he bends over and greases his ass up, it's all nicely shaven and he smells like Pantene and bubblegum, nicely shaven "wanna hop on?" he says and 8/10 men will give it serious thought








no homo

BoneDaddy
06-24-2013, 05:23 AM
LMMFAO @ Pantene and bubblegum!!

markam
06-24-2013, 05:25 AM
R
maybe so, doesnt' make it any less true. When a straight guy goes over to a buddy's to hang out, is it ever to a girl buddie's house? No why? Because men and women have NOTHING in common. So all that has to happen for happiness is to manage the penis thing. Guys love hanging out with guys, fix the couple of small issues with sex and boom, it's all over. 10 beers with your buddy, he bends over and greases his ass up, it's all nicely shaven and he smells like Pantene and bubblegum, nicely shaven "wanna hop on?" he says and 8/10 men will give it serious thought








homo

A very well thought out response. Perhaps a little 'too' well thought out. Mind you, dawgs will fck anything, so there ya go.

olddawg
06-24-2013, 06:01 AM
I'm an opportunist:o
my wife just shakes her head lol, she's heard my material alreday

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 06:42 AM
Look, I've seen a few tranny who would give a real women a legitimate run for her money anyday here in Seattle..

markam
06-24-2013, 06:56 AM
Look, I've seen a few tranny who would give a real women a legitimate run for her money anyday here in Seattle..

It's ok, no need for justification, each to their own. But I think Olddawg was referring to 'regular' guys. LOL

olddawg
06-24-2013, 07:59 AM
R

A very well thought out response. Perhaps a little 'too' well thought out. Mind you, dawgs will fck anything, so there ya go.

hey where'd the no go in my "no homo" when you quoted it lmao

burlyman30
06-24-2013, 08:02 AM
...10 beers with your buddy, he bends over and greases his ass up, it's all nicely shaven and he smells like Pantene and bubblegum, nicely shaven "wanna hop on?" he says and 8/10 men will give it serious thought


Funny how you know the exact number of beers it will take...

Grape Ape
06-24-2013, 08:34 AM
None of my buddies are good looking...













Yes Homo

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 09:19 AM
Oh I wasn't justifying anything, I've fallen for it. When I got back from Afgh. My friend took me to a gay bar, I was really uncomfortable at first, but she said I'd enjoy it because I'd get bought tons of drinks and wouldn't have to spend any money, and theres plenty of women lol. It's called "Jakes" down in Olympia, weekend might know what im talking about. I was like hell yeah, I went, and there were tons of chicks and it was a great time, free drinks, light hookups, the works. One chick started chatting me up, and I was like yup, this is who I'm taking home. No indication at all of anything, feminine voice features, the works...then ever so nonchalantly, and sneakily, she slipped it in thae conversation she was a transexual...I had the same reacrion Quagmire did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBvpfT-NlSE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

weekend
06-24-2013, 09:26 AM
Look, I've seen a few tranny who would give a real women a legitimate run for her money anyday here in Seattle..

My friend once got head from a tranny downtown seattle out a car window... Thought it was a girl until we realized she had also saved my other friend from a run in with the cops in the same night... Lol "Nikki"

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Oh I wasn't justifying anything, I've fallen for it. When I got back from Afgh. My friend took me to a gay bar, I was really uncomfortable at first, but she said I'd enjoy it because I'd get bought tons of drinks and wouldn't have to spend any money, and theres plenty of women lol. It's called "Jakes" down in Olympia, weekend might know what im talking about. I was like hell yeah, I went, and there were tons of chicks and it was a great time, free drinks, light hookups, the works. One chick started chatting me up, and I was like yup, this is who I'm taking home. No indication at all of anything, feminine voice features, the works...then ever so nonchalantly, and sneakily, she slipped it in thae conversation she was a transexual...I had the same reacrion Quagmire did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBvpfT-NlSE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

No idea what you're talking about, but I have only been to Olympia once when I was like 12. Lol.

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 09:33 AM
Ohh yeah well it's down in the heart of olypmia, like the 1230 club, and big whiskey. Yeah man, I always thought Iid be ablw to tell, and really, you not always can. She was a cool chick though.

olddawg
06-24-2013, 10:08 AM
Funny how you know the exact number of beers it will take...

lmao nice one, yeah 9 and you can still remember some shit

markam
06-24-2013, 10:37 AM
she slipped it in thae conversation she was a transexual...

Before or after?

Asians are the most convincing, imo. Need to be careful there. LOL

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 10:51 AM
Pfff before, she was pre op. But she'd been on hormones for years. Saving for the surgery, I didn't realize that shit is like 20k(Iin the us)and not covered. She'd spent a ton already, adams apple job, nose job, boob job, chin/cheek job, just needed the last piece of the puzzle. If she hadn't of told me I would have totally found out the hard way (no pun intended). Just my type, slender, blonde, 5'11 my friend who took me out didn't believe when I told her, she thought I was just pussing out, cuz I'd just got back. Till the chick bought me a drink, and brought it over and apologized and all. I'm not a fan of Asians at all, so I'd never have to worry.

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 10:54 AM
honestly feel like I'm gonna be that dad who has like a story for almost everything to help his kids out..ALMOST

longBallLima
06-24-2013, 11:38 AM
ITT:
tallstraw boned a ladyboy "by accident"
OD boned a buddy after "10" beers

olddawg
06-24-2013, 01:06 PM
ITT:
tallstraw boned a ladyboy "by accident"
OD boned a buddy after "10" beers

he was more like an acquaintance, not really a buddy, and that pantene and bubblegum gets you every time

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 01:12 PM
he was more like an acquaintance, not really a buddy, and that pantene and bubblegum gets you every time

They just don't get us, they'll never understand.

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 01:19 PM
By the way OD, wanna come over for a beer....or 9?

olddawg
06-24-2013, 01:21 PM
By the way OD, wanna come over for a beer....or 9?

make it 10 and i'm in

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 01:26 PM
Dont you wanna remember :( ...?

olddawg
06-24-2013, 01:31 PM
Dont you wanna remember :( ...?

I'll only know that after....you got any Pantene there?

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 01:32 PM
It's all I use, for not so obvious reasons

olddawg
06-24-2013, 01:37 PM
we should probably let Nate in.

nate3993
06-24-2013, 03:03 PM
lmfao. i'm seriously sitting here with tears in my eyes. as soon as i saw "dont u wanna remember", i actually let out a howl.


y'all are a bunch of closest mo's. or in od's case, just a mo. i can't believe this stupid thread i made when i was stoned has been my most successful thread yet! so proud ;)

longBallLima
06-24-2013, 03:06 PM
i could see how a combination of pantene and bubblegum could make an individual appreciate the male figure...


















no homo?

olddawg
06-24-2013, 03:28 PM
there could be a problem though Nate, I'm a top ;)



lmfao. i'm seriously sitting here with tears in my eyes. as soon as i saw "dont u wanna remember", i actually let out a howl.


y'all are a bunch of closest mo's. or in od's case, just a mo. i can't believe this stupid thread i made when i was stoned has been my most successful thread yet! so proud ;)

burlyman30
06-24-2013, 03:30 PM
Dont you wanna remember :( ...?

Classic.

longBallLima
06-24-2013, 03:39 PM
there could be a problem though Nate, I'm a top ;)

not if i remember right....

olddawg
06-24-2013, 03:43 PM
not if i remember right....

whatttt? never on 9 beers again

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 04:09 PM
not if i remember right....

Sounds like you're a 9 beer kind of guy

longBallLima
06-24-2013, 04:15 PM
Sounds like you're a 9 beer kind of guy

stopped right at 9 and let OD have the tenth... thats why he thinks he's a top...

olddawg
06-24-2013, 04:21 PM
I'm starting to feel dirty

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Nate and Tall (Longball you're next)
http://www.lat33brew.com/wp-content/uploads/dirty-30.png

tallstraw
06-24-2013, 06:45 PM
^This sounds like the blame game from someone trying to deflect!

BoneDaddy
06-24-2013, 07:12 PM
Dont you wanna remember :( ...?

He'd remember by the way you walked in the morning....

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there could be a problem though Nate, I'm a top ;)

Nate seems like a versatile guy..........

nate3993
06-24-2013, 10:25 PM
Hey. I'll bottom in a relationship. That's it though haha. Def a top. It's cool though. Me and OD can double team rob.

tallstraw
06-25-2013, 08:17 AM
Too much for me, I'm out.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cGOhLRcJZDo/UN9MFJ0YsTI/AAAAAAAAFbQ/ysUPMzTuTlo/s1600/WW-Hell-No-84353749801.jpeg

olddawg
06-25-2013, 08:31 AM
hey. I'll bottom in a relationship. That's it though haha. Def a top. It's cool though. Me and od can double team rob.

relationship???!!!???!!

Fat Bill Dwyer
06-25-2013, 08:53 AM
Too much for me, I'm out.

Interesting choice of words.

olddawg
06-25-2013, 10:13 AM
Interesting choice of words.

that's what bonedaddy was sayin ;)

BoneDaddy
06-25-2013, 12:06 PM
that's what bonedaddy was sayin ;)

Hah!!

Speaking of....I was gonna get a tattoo on my dick, but I couldn't because OD gets mad when I put words in his mouth.....:cool:

Fat Bill Dwyer
06-25-2013, 12:13 PM
Hah!!

Speaking of....I was gonna get a tattoo on my dick, but I couldn't because OD gets mad when I put words in his mouth.....:cool:
^lulz

I got a bigger dick tattooed on my dick.

olddawg
06-25-2013, 01:07 PM
Hah!!

Speaking of....I was gonna get a tattoo on my dick, but I couldn't because OD gets mad when I put words in his mouth.....:cool:

ha ha good one, but you're the one who "takes the bone daddy"

BoneDaddy
06-25-2013, 04:15 PM
Man, this title thread sure is living ujp to it's name! lol