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olddawg
12-19-2013, 10:20 AM
I haven't been around in a while, busy with homeschooling the boys, lots of work, 2x elite hockey players and trying to fit my workouts in etc... I think of my buds from the forum all the time and wanted to wish you all a restful holiday season regardless of your belief either Christian or otherwise. It's a time for reflection and appreciation for what we have, not how we are different or how others are different from us.

I won't name names so that I don't miss somebuddy and they get butt hurt. Chillax to all!

O_RYAN_007
12-19-2013, 10:23 AM
Happy holidays buddy!

Jack O'Neill
12-19-2013, 10:47 AM
Thx olddawg and happy holidays

nate3993
12-19-2013, 12:57 PM
U still have the same email?

olddawg
12-19-2013, 01:28 PM
yeah, same, I'll log in now and check

longBallLima
12-19-2013, 01:58 PM
Dawg and nate trading dick pics



Oh and happy holidays od!

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olddawg
12-19-2013, 02:23 PM
Nate's a top so he would be bigger ;)

nate3993
12-19-2013, 03:16 PM
idk. i've heard some things about you canadians.......

longBallLima
12-19-2013, 03:35 PM
Dick size decides that? I might be a hypothetical top then

No homo?

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nate3993
12-19-2013, 04:04 PM
Lol. Not really. U can be 5inch and still a top, but generally I mean, u don't wanna feel nothing when bottoming. I mean, stimulating the prostate IS a good feeling. And yes, I know. Gay sex has over thrown the merry Christmas thread.


Anywho. Merry happy chrismakwamzahanakah

olddawg
12-19-2013, 04:10 PM
ha ha I'm cool with that Nate-o. and I'm a French Canadian so avg dick and long tongue, I can reach many women's gspot with it

Cdsnuts
12-19-2013, 04:14 PM
Gay sex has over thrown the merry Christmas thread.


Anywho. Merry happy chrismakwamzahanakah

Lol

longBallLima
12-19-2013, 04:38 PM
Lol. Not really. U can be 5inch and still a top, but generally I mean, u don't wanna feel nothing when bottoming. I mean, stimulating the prostate IS a good feeling. And yes, I know. Gay sex has over thrown the merry Christmas thread.


Anywho. Merry happy chrismakwamzahanakah
That would make sex quite the adventure, no? Whoever is bigger gets to stick it. "I wonder what I'm doingtoday! " Always a surprise!




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Jack O'Neill
12-19-2013, 05:00 PM
ha ha I'm cool with that Nate-o. and I'm a French Canadian so avg dick and long tongue, I can reach many women's gspot with it

French Canadian look like French :)

olddawg
12-19-2013, 05:02 PM
I doubt I could reach Nate' prostate though, that will remain a mystery forever

nate3993
12-19-2013, 05:24 PM
Hahaha. U guys are too much.

BBG
12-19-2013, 06:07 PM
5 posts in an it's a penis thread already haha

Merry Christmas or whatever you guys celebrate respectively. Hope everyone is doing well.

nate3993
12-19-2013, 07:32 PM
I will say though. After looking at pics of OD when he was younger, I would prolly let young OD top me any day. Haha

olddawg
12-19-2013, 07:34 PM
thanks?

Cobalt
12-19-2013, 11:15 PM
Wow... too much for me in here, LOL.

hossam
12-19-2013, 11:19 PM
+18 thread already!:)

marry Christmas and happy holidays everyone

nate3993
12-20-2013, 02:03 AM
I forgot....

No homo. Whew! Tht takes care of all the gay stuff.

olddawg
12-20-2013, 06:29 AM
I forgot....

No homo. Whew! Tht takes care of all the gay stuff.

lmfao and for the record, MAN there are a lot of homophobes out there. it's unbelieveable

ryhigh
12-20-2013, 11:33 AM
Hahaha thread is full of win.

Happy Holidays to all! Eat some bomb food for me, ill be lonely this year.

nate3993
12-20-2013, 12:32 PM
lmfao and for the record, MAN there are a lot of homophobes out there. it's unbelieveable

And generally the more homophobic, the more they have issues with their own sexuality.

ryhigh
12-20-2013, 12:35 PM
Im sexy and I know ittt

burlyman30
12-20-2013, 12:39 PM
lmfao and for the record, MAN there are a lot of homophobes out there. it's unbelieveable


And generally the more homophobic, the more they have issues with their own sexuality.

I really dislike the term homophobic. It's not accurate. A phobia is a fear. How many people do you hear say "I'm deathly afraid of gays" ??

ryhigh
12-20-2013, 12:43 PM
Id be afraid of Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints

burlyman30
12-20-2013, 12:44 PM
Id be afraid of Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints

But not because he's gay.. but because he's nuts. Lol

ryhigh
12-20-2013, 12:46 PM
But not because he's gay.. but because he's nuts. Lol

Haha very true

nate3993
12-20-2013, 01:38 PM
I really dislike the term homophobic. It's not accurate. A phobia is a fear. How many people do you hear say "I'm deathly afraid of gays" ??

Is anti gay a more suitable term? Should we start a revolution? Lol

olddawg
12-20-2013, 03:54 PM
I think many men are afraid of other gay men, I've seen guys jump and pull away if a gay guy touched them or got near them. It is strange. Maybe we should recoin it to homofriendly :)

see what I did there?

ryhigh
12-20-2013, 04:13 PM
LOl at Homofriendly... I don't understand it, idk I think some people aren't use to it so the unknown is scary or something to them. But growing up in LA its just normal. I had a few gay clients when I was still a trainer and shit let me tell you I got the best presents for the holidays haha

burlyman30
12-20-2013, 04:48 PM
Is anti gay a more suitable term? Should we start a revolution? Lol

pro-hetero lol

booklifter
12-20-2013, 05:14 PM
I mean, stimulating the prostate IS a good feeling.

Plus you save money by not needing to pay for annual prostate exams, so that's a bonus.


And yes, I know. Gay sex has over thrown the merry Christmas thread.

Let's just thank god it didn't take over the happy holidays thread.

Sweaty Swolivus to one and all!

h2s
12-20-2013, 11:20 PM
Happy holidays all.

AndroMinded
12-21-2013, 12:06 AM
Man this thread went offtrack quickly. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Family time, food, and alcohol. mmmm

aon1
12-21-2013, 09:33 AM
well the weather out side is frightfull...but the gear is so delightfull... theres justone way to go... let us grow...let us grow....let us grow

Merry xmas

Cdsnuts
12-21-2013, 09:45 AM
well the weather out side is frightfull...but the gear is so delightfull... theres justone way to go... let us grow...let us grow....let us grow

Merry xmas

Your right about the weather being frightful. 61 degrees in NJ this time of year is ridiculous.....

burlyman30
12-21-2013, 09:56 AM
You are a great bunch of guys to hang out with online. Lots of laughs accompany the serious or informative topics. I hope you all have a merry Christmas or whichever holiday you celebrate.

Cobalt
12-21-2013, 10:16 AM
You are a great bunch of guys to hang out with online. Lots of laughs accompany the serious or informative topics. I hope you all have a merry Christmas or whichever holiday you celebrate.

I'd hate to imagine everyone meeting up in real life. That would be some crazy shit, lol!

ryhigh
12-21-2013, 11:28 AM
I'd hate to imagine everyone meeting up in real life. That would be some crazy shit, lol!

Im down! Ill bring the potato salad and ribs

nate3993
12-21-2013, 12:47 PM
I'll bring bud and bitches ;)

ryhigh
12-21-2013, 12:53 PM
I'll bring bud and bitches ;)

SwoleSource Rage Fest 2014

burlyman30
12-21-2013, 02:19 PM
I'd hate to imagine everyone meeting up in real life. That would be some crazy shit, lol!

I think there would be an obligation to celebrate Festivus with the Feats of Strength, along with a Who-Can-Eat-The-Hottest-Wings challenge. And for some, there would be a beer challenge.

ryhigh
12-21-2013, 02:24 PM
Sign me up for the last two. Ill bring my Das Boot

ryhigh
12-21-2013, 02:28 PM
1038

Macdon1588
12-21-2013, 03:40 PM
Merry Christmas guys. I've only been reading the board for a while due to the birth of my twins. I think this time of the year is a good time to reflect on things and think off all of those things I am thankful for in life.

I for one and thankful for my kids and wife. They literally saved me from myself. Further they inspired me to quit smoking and stop drinking myself to death after years of self-hatred. Which led me to learn about lifting and health in general.

That lead me to Primordial Performance which lead me here. I am thankful for you guys and the advice I get directly and from reading every ones logs. Thank you gentlemen.

ryhigh
12-21-2013, 03:41 PM
Congrats on your twins. Happy holidays to you!

Macdon1588
12-21-2013, 06:58 PM
Congrats on your twins. Happy holidays to you!

Thank you Sir.

olddawg
12-22-2013, 04:10 AM
I'll bring bud and bitches ;)

You'll bring nothing, we're staying at your house!

ryhigh
12-22-2013, 10:39 AM
You'll bring nothing, we're staying at your house!

Oh well this will be quite a fun party lol. Make sure you aren't looking like your young self OD :D

nate3993
12-22-2013, 02:48 PM
Uh oh. Idk how my folks are gonna feel about all this pot smoking, drinking and rear ending that's gonna ensue.


And come on Ryan. OD's PRAYING he looks like his old self. U know he wnsts to be my bottom bitch ;)

ryhigh
12-22-2013, 02:59 PM
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

olddawg
12-22-2013, 08:22 PM
lol, man, everyone knows that gay guys get lots of chicks, so if I hang around i'll get the ones that have one too many, maybe black out cause I put roofies in their drink, etc....

plus I'd let you dress me nate you know make my outfit match and shit

nate3993
12-22-2013, 08:34 PM
Can we have a tea party too?

ryhigh
12-22-2013, 08:41 PM
Thread of the year nominee

olddawg
12-22-2013, 08:53 PM
Can we have a tea party too?

I think we should do a short youtube series and see if we can make some cash. We should
1. nate takes olddawg to the big city
2. olddawg's first tea party
3. nate teaches olddawg how to play beach volleyball
you know kind of like bad grandpa, but i'll be old grandpa

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we could do a show on how to install track lighting

burlyman30
12-22-2013, 08:56 PM
I think we should do a short youtube series and see if we can make some cash. We should
1. nate takes olddawg to the big city
2. olddawg's first tea party
3. nate teaches olddawg how to play beach volleyball
you know kind of like bad grandpa, but i'll be old grandpa

- - - Updated - - -

we could do a show on how to install track lighting

Lol.

I'm beginning to wonder if "tea party" is code for something else.

Nate could be the designer and we could remodel his parents' house while they are out of town.

ryhigh
12-22-2013, 08:59 PM
Lol.

I'm beginning to wonder if "tea party" is code for something else.

Nate could be the designer and we could remodel his parents' house while they are out of town.

That's exactly what i was thinking lol.

OD idk if Nate is into the whole Grandpa thing. Idk how well watched that'll be unless theres a lil more something something going on between you two in said video

Cobalt
12-22-2013, 09:46 PM
Thread of the year nominee

x2

nate3993
12-23-2013, 02:07 AM
Or what about. Nate takes OD to a brothel. Nate takes OD to a gay bar. Or OD takes Nate to a titty bar. I'm
Down for a titty bar.


Actually wait! I know. We gotta go to the Lusty Lady in Frisco. It's this place where you sit in a booth and for a dollar a minute, you can watch a bunch of chicks strip! A dollar a minute! No joke, I have to see this place. I know a couple of people that have been there. It's literally on my bucket list. I have to see this haha. Imma at least put in like 5-10 bucks.

BoneDaddy
12-23-2013, 05:52 AM
I'm not sure what the f&*k I just walked in on......but I can't leave! lol Happy holidays, Fellas!! It sounds cliche, but this board really does have some of the best guys I've ever 'met' in this community.

olddawg
12-23-2013, 07:39 AM
That's exactly what i was thinking lol.

OD idk if Nate is into the whole Grandpa thing. Idk how well watched that'll be unless theres a lil more something something going on between you two in said video

lol Nate isn't into the old guys, and I'm not into Nate, and won't be into Nate, and Nate won't be into this old guy, homey don't play dat. If I enjoyed it sure but it's just not the same without tits and a pussy. I'm funny like that

olddawg
12-23-2013, 07:45 AM
I'm up for all of that. Been to those kind of peep shows in Germany, place called 5 Mark alley, and another place called the Wall, in Neurenburg and also Munster I think in Germany, hard to remember back to the 80's. The wall is literally a wall of windows, all the girls are there and black lights light up their underwear, don't remember any gay guys or girls back then though. And on leave once I ventured down to Spain, Sitches was the town and somehow we ended up in a gay bar, too funny, me and 3 army buddies of mine, we couldn't speak Spanish so didn't know what the fuck we were doing until one guy came up to my buddy and said "I have had many mens" lmao, I'm ok going anywhere, I can hang and talk with anyone, just don't enjoy the cock that's all. The lusty lady sounds fun, and those places are usually a primer for things to follow.



Or what about. Nate takes OD to a brothel. Nate takes OD to a gay bar. Or OD takes Nate to a titty bar. I'm
Down for a titty bar.


Actually wait! I know. We gotta go to the Lusty Lady in Frisco. It's this place where you sit in a booth and for a dollar a minute, you can watch a bunch of chicks strip! A dollar a minute! No joke, I have to see this place. I know a couple of people that have been there. It's literally on my bucket list. I have to see this haha. Imma at least put in like 5-10 bucks.

Manny3685
12-23-2013, 10:36 AM
Nate ur from dallas

ryhigh
12-23-2013, 11:06 AM
lol Nate isn't into the old guys, and I'm not into Nate, and won't be into Nate, and Nate won't be into this old guy, homey don't play dat. If I enjoyed it sure but it's just not the same without tits and a pussy. I'm funny like that

What if when you get to Nates you look up and youre standing under mistletoe? lol

Ahh i cant believe 2013 is almost over! Hallelujah!!!! Bring on 2014

olddawg
12-23-2013, 11:13 AM
What if when you get to Nates you look up and youre standing under mistletoe? lol

Ahh i cant believe 2013 is almost over! Hallelujah!!!! Bring on 2014

I'm 5'8 weigh 250 at about 15% ;)

ryhigh
12-23-2013, 11:14 AM
I'm 5'8 weigh 250 at about 15% ;)

Holy shit, straight beast!!!

nate3993
12-23-2013, 11:23 AM
I'm from Dallas? I'm lost now.

ryhigh
12-23-2013, 11:25 AM
Lol i didn't get it either

olddawg
12-23-2013, 03:12 PM
only two things come from (texas) queers and steers, and I don't see no horns on you. that was my guess

Manny3685
12-23-2013, 03:17 PM
U must of never been to texas silly rabbit




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nate3993
12-23-2013, 03:32 PM
oooooooooooooh. that joke haha.

Manny3685
12-23-2013, 03:33 PM
It's about as old as the crust on his underwear


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nate3993
12-23-2013, 03:36 PM
whose? OD's? u need to be more specific when u make fun of someone ;)

Manny3685
12-23-2013, 03:37 PM
I was talking about od and his wannabe Eddie Murphy act


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nate3993
12-23-2013, 03:41 PM
im sensing some hostility and dislike for od through ur post. any of that true? he's pretty coo in my book

Manny3685
12-23-2013, 03:48 PM
No just really love texas


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olddawg
12-23-2013, 09:00 PM
Manny, merry Christmas bud, tell your mother to overnight me my cell phone, I left it there last night and it's got the list of what meds I need to take at what times. :)

and speaking of Eddie Murphy, you do know that's not GI Joe swimming in the water don't you?

nate3993
12-24-2013, 12:40 AM
Sigh. And yet again I am lost on the 2nd part.

ryhigh
12-24-2013, 01:26 AM
GI Joe is dead, i drowned that mofo!!!

olddawg
12-24-2013, 04:35 AM
Eddie Murphy's skit from the 80s he does a bit when he is a kid of pooping in the bath tub, he pretends it's GI Joe and starts playing with it. Eddie Murphy - GI Joe - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjjMYdteWvw)

nate3993
12-24-2013, 05:13 AM
Ahhhhh. Gotcha. Maybe we should leave the random 80's Eddie Murphy references out of this thread haha.

ryhigh
12-24-2013, 12:43 PM
Merry Christmas Eve to alllll

nate3993
12-24-2013, 12:57 PM
Titties! Titties for everyone!

ryhigh
12-24-2013, 12:59 PM
I like the sound of that

Cdsnuts
12-24-2013, 01:08 PM
Titties! Titties for everyone!

I would like this twice if I could.

ExtraZeus
12-24-2013, 05:26 PM
Ahh, gotta love this forum. Most times I don't have anything to add so I just read, learn and laugh. Thanks for being a great site! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a Happy new year!