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booklifter
03-03-2015, 03:01 PM
I know how much we all love scientific studies around here, so I thought I'd pass this along - for SCIENCE!

Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15521 men - Veale - 2015 - BJU International - Wiley Online Library (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full)

I was having a pretty bad day but suddenly life doesn't seem so dreary :cool:

entropy
03-03-2015, 09:08 PM
Boom above average checking in.

Edit - that is one hell of a day brightener

tallstraw
03-04-2015, 12:04 AM
Gods gift to America checking now, how are the rest of you guys feeling today?

Ape McGrapes
03-04-2015, 11:42 AM
Wish I could understand studies when I read them. Someone break down the results for me.

BBG
03-04-2015, 08:56 PM
Looked to me like the largest average erect was 5.7" (country was germany).

BBG
03-04-2015, 09:00 PM
The actual average was only 5.165".

Crazy thing is they measured by pressing into the pubic bone (int on the soft fat)

Cdsnuts
03-05-2015, 07:04 AM
And French dudes are packin.

weekend
03-05-2015, 09:02 AM
i fucking measured by pressing into the bone and now i'm a porn star after thinking i'm average my whole life. lol

Cdsnuts
03-05-2015, 09:22 AM
i fucking measured by pressing into the bone and now i'm a porn star after thinking i'm average my whole life. lol

It's the correct way to measure because when pressing into a woman you're actually using that hidden inch or more, depending on body fat levels.

BBG
03-05-2015, 12:43 PM
I've never measured like that lol. It's more about how big it looks than how big is actually is.

entropy
03-05-2015, 12:59 PM
I've never measured like that lol. It's more about how big it looks than how big is actually is.

Disagree, if you're using it properly she can't see it anyway.

BBG
03-05-2015, 01:11 PM
I didn't mean to her, I meant for guys measuring their dicks haha. Size doesn't matter much once you're past a certain length. It's all skill at that point.

Freepressright
03-05-2015, 02:22 PM
Happy to be above average by a decent stretch, no pun intended :D

entropy
03-05-2015, 02:28 PM
Happy to be above average by a decent stretch, no pun intended :D

*brofist* how long before we start making fun of the guys who haven't posted in this thread yet? :p

Haritec
03-06-2015, 02:35 AM
*brofist* how long before we start making fun of the guys who haven't posted in this thread yet? :p

Posting to preserve my honor and sense of self worth:D:D

interesting study - LOL - now I just have to ask how you happened to find it !

Cobalt
03-06-2015, 09:33 AM
Funny this should come up, there was a long running joke at work that I was an "above average" employee.

One of my coworkers found out how true that is :cool:

booklifter
03-06-2015, 02:27 PM
interesting study - LOL - now I just have to ask how you happened to find it !

What, you mean there are people who don't subscribe to the British Journal of Urology International?! My word...

entropy
03-06-2015, 03:57 PM
What, you mean there are people who don't subscribe to the British Journal of Urology International?! My word...

I saw it on reddit before I saw it here but I didn't wanna be the guy to start the "yay I'm bigger than average!" Thread. Glad to participate though.

booklifter
03-06-2015, 04:51 PM
I saw it on reddit before I saw it here but I didn't wanna be the guy to start the "yay I'm bigger than average!" Thread. Glad to participate though.

To be fair, I was also fine with the previously reported averages, but now I'm a superhero (along with probably most of the people on this forum). If the studies continue their current trend, it won't be long before I can change my name to Dirk Diggler.

These things do serve an important purpose - by giving guys the confidence and excitement of knowing (or at least believing) they're porn stars, they will in turn have improved blood flow, making it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Cdsnuts
03-06-2015, 04:54 PM
Or they could get one of these....

Home - Official Hydromax Pump (https://bathmatedirect.com?uid=1&oid=1&affid=209)

booklifter
03-06-2015, 05:07 PM
Or they could get one of these....

Home - Official Hydromax Pump (http://www.officialhydromaxpump.com/)

Not clicking but pretty sure I can guess.

nate3993
03-07-2015, 03:34 AM
They say gay guys are bigger 😎


And that's all I have to say

Cdsnuts
03-07-2015, 05:56 PM
They say gay guys are bigger ��


And that's all I have to say

I must be gay as hell then....

tallstraw
03-07-2015, 06:13 PM
who's they, other gay guys lol

nate3993
03-07-2015, 08:55 PM
who's they, other gay guys lol

yep. I'm only 2 inches. I've never been able to have it even really go in since its so small

tallstraw
03-08-2015, 12:11 PM
I hear ya brother #HonkeyFirstWorldProblems

nate3993
03-08-2015, 02:05 PM
for the record. I'm ever so slightly above 7 inches using this measurement....just for clarification :o

booklifter
03-08-2015, 02:54 PM
for the record. I'm ever so slightly above 7 inches using this measurement....just for clarification :o

In girth? Damn dude, now I want to be gay.

WesleyInman
03-08-2015, 03:06 PM
Not clicking but pretty sure I can guess.

Would not a blow job daily for the desired time, be a much better option. It's pretty much the same theory as this device, no?

Can't argue with science ;)

Cdsnuts
03-08-2015, 05:31 PM
Would not a blow job daily for the desired time, be a much better option. It's pretty much the same theory as this device, no?

Can't argue with science ;)

Sure....if the woman that's blowing you can create negative pressure inside her mouth with a vacuum like state for 15 minutes at a clip, you're golden. Although a blow job would be significantly more pleasurable and less work.

entropy
03-13-2015, 03:45 PM
Sure....if the woman that's blowing you can create negative pressure inside her mouth with a vacuum like state for 15 minutes at a clip, you're golden. Although a blow job would be significantly more pleasurable and less work.

I admire you for working so hard to improve every single aspect of your body. I admire you even more your ability to not give a solitary fuck when you tell an entire forum about your penis pump.

Seriously though dude that thing Iooks like it could tear your dick off.

Cdsnuts
03-13-2015, 04:07 PM
I admire you for working so hard to improve every single aspect of your body. I admire you even more your ability to not give a solitary fuck when you tell an entire forum about your penis pump.

Seriously though dude that thing Iooks like it could tear your dick off.

I love that damn thing......lol. No pun intended. It's actually quite enjoyable.

entropy
03-13-2015, 04:11 PM
I'll ask the question so nobody else has to pluck up the courage. Does.. Does it work?

Cdsnuts
03-13-2015, 05:14 PM
I'll ask the question so nobody else has to pluck up the courage. Does.. Does it work?

Absolutely. I use it two or three times a week for 15 minutes a clip. I started pumping years back during my Fin issues when I was going for long stretches without getting erections. Not for size, more so that I was concerned with atrophy and shrinkage. This kept things where they should be. I kept up the practice because 1. I enjoy it. 2. My erection quality because of it is fantastic. And 3. I did pick up some extra girth just as a side effect of using it.

Cobalt
03-14-2015, 10:03 AM
Goddamnit why the fuck did I just buy one? See what you people do to me.

It doesn't matter how big you are, you want to be bigger, lol.

entropy
03-14-2015, 10:27 AM
Goddamnit why the fuck did I just buy one? See what you people do to me.

It doesn't matter how big you are, you want to be bigger, lol.

If it makes you feel any better I got one too.

Cdsnuts
03-14-2015, 11:03 AM
Goddamnit why the fuck did I just buy one? See what you people do to me.

It doesn't matter how big you are, you want to be bigger, lol.


If it makes you feel any better I got one too.

LOL. I should go into marketing.

You guys are gonna love it. Especially when you see how big your hog is when your done with a pumping session. It's impressive to say the least. Everyone I've recommended it to has nothing but good things to say about it. Your shower time is never gonna be the same. There is a slight learning curve, but once you get it down, it's smooth sailing.

Cobalt
03-14-2015, 11:04 AM
If it makes you feel any better I got one too.

I figured I wasn't the only one, lol.

It asks you to type in your size to select the right one. I put my dimensions in and it was like GET THE BIG ONE.
I need to lay down, my ego is getting too big.

booklifter
03-14-2015, 11:14 AM
There is a slight learning curve, but once you get it down, it's smooth sailing.

A slight curve just comes with the territory.

Scope75
03-14-2015, 11:30 AM
Shit those look like a space ship form your cock.

After how many sessions does it take to see a increase in size.
My poor GF will never be able to walk right if I pick one of these up. Lol

entropy
03-14-2015, 11:34 AM
Shit those look like a space ship form your cock.

After how many sessions does it take to see a increase in size.
My poor GF will never be able to walk right if I pick one of these up. Lol

My rough understanding is you'll get erection quality results and temporary size from the first couple sessions. After a month or two probably some gains, did a bit of googling and they're spoken of quite highly.

Cdsnuts
03-14-2015, 12:16 PM
A slight curve just comes with the territory.

This will actually fix that problem......

Cdsnuts
03-14-2015, 12:19 PM
Shit those look like a space ship form your cock.

After how many sessions does it take to see a increase in size.
My poor GF will never be able to walk right if I pick one of these up. Lol

You'll get immediate benefits from the first session. Harder erections and a slightly fatter unit. She will be able to feel the difference right away, especially if you pump a few hours before sex. You'll also notice you'll be walking around with the meaty hang feeling. With continued use at maximum pressure you'll see permanent size increases after the first few months.

For the limited amount of time you put into it's a great way to make your cock healthier.

Pick up one of these for your shower: http://amzn.to/2kVUUGC

Spank
03-14-2015, 10:30 PM
Best thread ever....

Scope75
03-14-2015, 10:45 PM
But damn 350.....

I'm happy with what I got so 350 is a bit spendy.

CD how much gains have you experienced??

tallstraw
03-14-2015, 11:29 PM
Damnit I'm bout to buy a dick pump, and I already know I've got more than enough length and girth for all but 1 woman so far, but she was 6'2.


Dicks are like gainz..you're never big enough, and you never see your size the way everyone else does lol

tallstraw
03-14-2015, 11:46 PM
In all serious what size does the regular accommodate and what's the Goliath for? If it helps(since you know these things) I wear the magnum XL's but can get away with reg magnums decently well..regular condoms will have th base of my dick raw from strangulation during sex lol..don't wanna buy something too small and have to fucking return a dick pump...or be stuck with something I can't use...couldn't imagine how that second hand sale would go on Craigslist..


Hahaha nvm I didn't know the next page would have a seize recommendation lmfao, Goliath it is..this shit better work..$199 is a lot of tren and Var raws.

Cobalt
03-14-2015, 11:47 PM
LOL, this thread went gold.

I can hit my womans cervix at certain angles, so fuck it, lets still get bigger!

tallstraw
03-14-2015, 11:51 PM
Dude I know 1woman so far who loves when I beat that cervix up. By she used to be a cutter so she loves pain..everyone else always stops me..I'm like bitch I'm trying to get two scoops of them guts. It's seriously the hottest thing ever, knowing you're maxing her out and she's in serious pain and is loud as fuck but loves it. She loves feeling pain for like 2 days..it's such a turn on and I don't know why. She's so tiny too, like 5'3..just lets me go full Dom on her.

tallstraw
03-14-2015, 11:54 PM
So many dick pumping options..do they have a comparison chart for them all side by side? I wanna know what I'm getting xD

Cdsnuts
03-15-2015, 07:41 AM
But damn 350.....

I'm happy with what I got so 350 is a bit spendy.

CD how much gains have you experienced??

I'm not the best person to gauge this by because most of the time I wasn't pumping at maximum capacity. I was just pumping to simulate an erection and benefit from blood flow. I wasn't out to try and get size. I'm happy with where I'm at too. But a rough estimate over the course of many years (which if you're going for size it will happen faster then this) I've come close to an inch in length and a half inch in girth. Not bad for passively pumping. Volume wise it's a big increase.

entropy
03-15-2015, 08:36 AM
Am I crazy for wondering how this thing + a dht pro hormone would work out? Meaning like, if you were to pump regularly whilst running something like androhard, would the extra blood saturation increase receptor binding?

Scope75
03-15-2015, 09:07 AM
CD what model do you have?

I'll probably say screw it here in a couple weeks and pick up the xx40 because it comes with everything and it just looks crazy. Lol

Ape McGrapes
03-15-2015, 11:08 PM
I might not be able to hit the back, but I'll beat the shit out the sides.

Cdsnuts
03-16-2015, 06:15 AM
CD what model do you have?

I'll probably say screw it here in a couple weeks and pick up the xx40 because it comes with everything and it just looks crazy. Lol

The numbers are all different because when I got mine, they didn't have six different options. I believe mine would be the hercules with the same amount of power as well. I'm working on a hack to increase the pressure so I don't have to spend money on another one.

Another thing to note, I feel unless you have a monster in your pants, the goliath is too much pump.

entropy
03-16-2015, 08:30 AM
I just picked up the hercules I think. Think the max expansion is about eight and a half in length and six and a half in girth. Any more than that just doesn't seem logical on a 5'7 dude, can bottom out most chicks with what I've got. Cervix stabbing ftw.

Cdsnuts
03-16-2015, 08:32 AM
I just picked up the hercules I think. Think the max expansion is about eight and a half in length and six and a half in girth. Any more than that just doesn't seem logical on a 5'7 dude, can bottom out most chicks with what I've got. Cervix stabbing ftw.
That size is more then sufficient for the majority of women.

entropy
03-16-2015, 08:34 AM
That size is more then sufficient for the majority of women.

General feedback from women suggests that's a upper, upper limit but we all know when it comes to cock sizing it ain't really about her, is it?

Cdsnuts
03-16-2015, 08:44 AM
General feedback from women suggests that's a upper, upper limit but we all know when it comes to cock sizing it ain't really about her, is it?

Honestly I guess it depends on the guy. Ive never had any reason or desire to actively try and increase the size of my shit. All of my customers were always more then pleased with what i was born with. This pumping developed organically and for other reasons. Although I will say the increase was a nice surprise.

Ape McGrapes
03-16-2015, 01:40 PM
Hmmm wouldn't mind an extra inch. I probably come in at average or even below by most standards. Not sure the price is worth it though. I've read all those PE forums and dudes do years worth of routines just to gain an inch. Realistically what can I expect over the 60 day garantee?

Cdsnuts
03-16-2015, 01:44 PM
Hmmm wouldn't mind an extra inch. I probably come in at average or even below by most standards. Not sure the price is worth it though. I've read all those PE forums and dudes do years worth of routines just to gain an inch. Realistically what can I expect over the 60 day garantee?
If you're asking me, you're asking the wrong guy. Again, I didnt use it for size.

weekend
03-16-2015, 01:54 PM
i got a hercules.... i was about to return it. it kinda hurts my nuts, tries to suck them in. would be easier on them if they weren't small from tren right now. any tips guys?

Cdsnuts
03-16-2015, 02:09 PM
i got a hercules.... i was about to return it. it kinda hurts my nuts, tries to suck them in. would be easier on them if they weren't small from tren right now. any tips guys?
Either boost your endogenous test production or you can buy a gasket that goes on the bottom of the gator bellows that physically won't allow your boys in.

booklifter
03-16-2015, 05:49 PM
Cervix stabbing ftw.

Man this thread took all kinds of turn...

(also, I think that should be your signature for the remainder of the year)

Spank
03-16-2015, 06:12 PM
CD what model do you have?

I'll probably say screw it here in a couple weeks and pick up the xx40 because it comes with everything and it just looks crazy. Lol
I see what you did there Lol

entropy
03-16-2015, 06:35 PM
Man this thread took all kinds of turn...

(also, I think that should be your signature for the remainder of the year)

You're on.

Scope75
03-17-2015, 02:50 PM
Showed and told my GF about these pumps and all she said was
"You better not order one of those!!!"
Then
"Your already too big and fill me up... What Do you want to split me in half?"

and the answer to that question is YES!!!! Lol
So tempted to just order one now than ever before.

I'm happy where I'm at in all areas but like any guy and probably more so guys like US I'm always looking to improve my game and size.

Cdsnuts
03-17-2015, 03:14 PM
Showed and told my GF about these pumps and all she said was
"You better not order one of those!!!"
Then
"Your already too big and fill me up... What Do you want to split me in half?"

and the answer to that question is YES!!!! Lol
So tempted to just order one now than ever before.

I'm happy where I'm at in all areas but like any guy and probably more so guys like US I'm always looking to improve my game and size.

Well that's much better then her agreeing with your idea to purchase it.......

Scope75
03-17-2015, 04:49 PM
Well that's much better then her agreeing with your idea to purchase it.......

True.....

But I want them GAINZ!!!! :)
I'm going to take measurements tonight and think about it until then or the morning.
I hate haveing my interest sparked by things like this because it's a WANT not a NEED so makes pulling the trigger that much harder.

Guys what should I do??
What pumps have you guys bought and Hows the pumping going??

Cdsnuts
03-17-2015, 06:46 PM
True.....

But I want them GAINZ!!!! :)
I'm going to take measurements tonight and think about it until then or the morning.
I hate haveing my interest sparked by things like this because it's a WANT not a NEED so makes pulling the trigger that much harder.

Guys what should I do??
What pumps have you guys bought and Hows the pumping going??
Not for nothing, but everyone that i know that has purchased one loves it.

Scope75
03-17-2015, 08:22 PM
Not for nothing, but everyone that i know that has purchased one loves it.


Fuck it!!!!!!

Tired of reading and researching so I just placed an order for a xx40....

Wish my GF luck.

booklifter
03-17-2015, 08:40 PM
At this point C I'm pretty sure you can stop working on some dangerous hack to increase pressure and just show the company this thread to get a free upgrade.

Meanwhile, I'd like to take a moment and disclaim any liability for injuries that result from this thread (which, if you'll recall, was originally about being satisfied with what you've already got). Injuries of users by the pump, or injuries of intimate partners by the users.

Cobalt
03-17-2015, 09:21 PM
I'm psyched to get mine, I'll have it by the weekend. Gonna get pumped n swole.

Scope75
03-17-2015, 09:30 PM
I'm psyched to get mine, I'll have it by the weekend. Gonna get pumped n swole.

What site did you order it from?

Cdsnuts
03-18-2015, 05:11 AM
This site literally is the SWOLE SOURCE.

Everyone is going to be playing with their cocks this weekend more then usual....lol

Cobalt
03-18-2015, 05:58 AM
What site did you order it from?
The official site, the one that cdsnuts linked to earlier in the thread.

Scope75
03-18-2015, 06:32 AM
This site literally is the SWOLE SOURCE.

Everyone is going to be playing with their cocks this weekend more then usual....lol

Highly doubt mine will be here before the weekend so I'll be letting my GF play with mine and say bye to it. Lol

Scope75
03-18-2015, 02:42 PM
Shit looks like mine might get shipped out today, or I at least got an email about it.
If so and if its coming from a west coast warehouse I might have it by Friday. :)

Scope75
03-18-2015, 07:16 PM
These guys don't mess around....
Tracking info is already active and best of all it's coming from 5.5hrs away.

weekend
03-18-2015, 09:16 PM
I think it's so funny I bought one a week before this thread appeared lol

Swole source minds think alike

The thing isn't very comfortable for me, my nuts are a decent size now too. The worst part is the underside of the base of the shaft.. I think I need that pump sleeve.

Had a really good session and my dick was longer all day but that dihydroboldenone has my libido in the toilet so sex wasn't especially good and my cock won't get full size lol. taking a 10 day break from the DHB starting today to see for sure if it's the libido issue or the large amount of tren.

So yeah, I'm currently getting swole

tallstraw
03-18-2015, 10:58 PM
Dude, the only side effect you get from any dose of tren, is your girlfriends sore vagina

weekend
03-19-2015, 12:08 AM
^ not sure if srs

but i do know for a fact that test and primo and proviron is my ultimate libido stack

Cdsnuts
03-19-2015, 05:17 AM
I think it's so funny I bought one a week before this thread appeared lol

Swole source minds think alike

The thing isn't very comfortable for me, my nuts are a decent size now too. The worst part is the underside of the base of the shaft.. I think I need that pump sleeve.

Had a really good session and my dick was longer all day but that dihydroboldenone has my libido in the toilet so sex wasn't especially good and my cock won't get full size lol. taking a 10 day break from the DHB starting today to see for sure if it's the libido issue or the large amount of tren.

So yeah, I'm currently getting swole

The one you got didn't come with the sleeve? I thought they all came with that. I wouldnt' even consider pumping without it. That gator bellows will eat up your dick.

Bam24
03-19-2015, 05:21 AM
I think it's so funny I bought one a week before this thread appeared lol

Swole source minds think alike

The thing isn't very comfortable for me, my nuts are a decent size now too. The worst part is the underside of the base of the shaft.. I think I need that pump sleeve.

Had a really good session and my dick was longer all day but that dihydroboldenone has my libido in the toilet so sex wasn't especially good and my cock won't get full size lol. taking a 10 day break from the DHB starting today to see for sure if it's the libido issue or the large amount of tren.

So yeah, I'm currently getting swole

I love but hate tren.. Kills libido even on caber.. I like sex too much so no tren for me !


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Cobalt
03-19-2015, 08:52 AM
How much tren do you guys run and how much test do you stack it with? I usually run 500mg/wk of test and 350-400mg/wk of tren. I can't keep my shit down while I'm on it.

The cock rocket is on the mail truck right now, I never knewI would be excited to get a dick pump, lol.

tallstraw
03-19-2015, 09:19 AM
You two are part of the minority. Most people IME tren makes sex drive go through the roof.

Bam24
03-19-2015, 09:30 AM
Spawn (tren/epi ph) did put libido thru the roof.. And the tren was 400. Test was 600.. I was Hving issues with prolactin and e and couldn't seem to find a good balance through out with my ai and caber ..


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Scope75
03-19-2015, 03:05 PM
The cock rocket is on the mail truck right now, I never knewI would be excited to get a dick pump, lol.
Did it get delivered??
As you can tell your not the only one excited to get a penis pump. Lol
Never in my life would I have guess or thought about buying a pump for my penis but it happened and I'm excited.
To bad all my friends would laugh/make fun of me if I told them about this so I'm glad I can share this here with a group of REAL MEN.
I guess if my HOG maxes out a xx40 I'll tell them and when they laugh I'll just whip it out and slap them across the face with it or show there GF/Wife. :)

booklifter
03-19-2015, 03:26 PM
Calm down there, friend. Just a reminder that in this, just as in weight lifting, injuries can set you back much more than any benefit you got from training. Neither of you is going to enjoy it if you're badly bruised from over-zealous pumping. If you let it get bad enough, not only can sex be painful, but you can actually end up inducing ED. Not trying to be a kill-joy but there's a reason these things aren't simply used constantly by every guy on the planet until we have to haul our junk around in wheelbarrows. Give it a shot if that's what you want (clearly it is) but please be safe, especially when starting out.

Scope75
03-19-2015, 04:09 PM
Lol....

The penis is 1 body part I won't be going to crazy on and over working
Just like lifting I plan to work on my pumping technique then start to pump it up.
I'm very careful with my penis and where I put it and that's not going to change. It's also 1 body part I have lots of control with and a good understanding on what not to do because I'm almost 30 with no kids or STDS and I've probably only wore a comdom 12-15 times in my whole life.
I also don't have a ton to gain so it'll be safer for me and pumping will only be used to get it more vascular and jacked or just meatier at rest. ;)
Kinda glad they don't make a xtreme in the Goliath size because that might get me into trouble pumping to much.

Cdsnuts
03-19-2015, 04:48 PM
Calm down there, friend. Just a reminder that in this, just as in weight lifting, injuries can set you back much more than any benefit you got from training. Neither of you is going to enjoy it if you're badly bruised from over-zealous pumping. If you let it get bad enough, not only can sex be painful, but you can actually end up inducing ED. Not trying to be a kill-joy but there's a reason these things aren't simply used constantly by every guy on the planet until we have to haul our junk around in wheelbarrows. Give it a shot if that's what you want (clearly it is) but please be safe, especially when starting out.

^^^^^This^^^^^^

Just like you wouldn't walk into the gym cold and try and max out, or if you were a newb at lifting you wouldn't try and lift crazy weight your first couple of weeks. Same thing applies here. Last thing you want to do is blow out your dick. Pump until just SLIGHTLY uncomfortable, then stop. Relax...breathe....let the blood fill in, them pump some more. Rinse and repeat. You may not max out the damn thing until a month or so. A side note, some fluid retention is normal and it happens after a decent session. My glans always looks a little busted up for a good few hours afterwords. Nothing but aesthetics though. Everything still works fine.

As an ode to this thread, I have decided to step up my pump game. Let the pumping begin gentlemen.

tallstraw
03-19-2015, 05:33 PM
Fuck it im buying a pump. Fuck it

tallstraw
03-19-2015, 05:57 PM
Should I just buy he largest best version that way I never have to upgrade..completely serious here.

entropy
03-19-2015, 06:11 PM
Should I just buy he largest best version that way I never have to upgrade..completely serious here.

Isn't there a sizing chart of some sort? You really don't want your balls sucked into a vacuum imo

Scope75
03-19-2015, 06:14 PM
Should I just buy he largest best version that way I never have to upgrade..completely serious here.

That's what I did.
The xx40 comes as a kit with everything needed so it was a no brainer. Like I was using my brain. Lol

It's just like gym equipment....
Go with the best the first time or end up spending more because you didn't.

- - - Updated - - -


Isn't there a sizing chart of some sort? You really don't want your balls sucked into a vacuum imo

Yes and on the site you enter your stats and it'll tell you which one to go with.

tallstraw
03-19-2015, 06:22 PM
eh, makes sense.bill get he best one.

tallstraw
03-19-2015, 07:48 PM
Got me muh dick pumpin thingermahjig

Scope75
03-19-2015, 09:37 PM
You pull the trigger on a xtreme??

tallstraw
03-19-2015, 10:52 PM
Whatever the 329 one was x40 extreme or whatever it was

Cobalt
03-20-2015, 12:51 AM
Got mine in the mail, but won't have a chance to play with it until tomorrow. Need to do some manscaping anyhow, too much hair can't be good for trying to get suction.

Scope75
03-20-2015, 06:54 AM
Mines on its way from SoCal right now.
Says it'll be delivered Saturday and that's perfect because I need to do some manscaping.

Cobalt
03-21-2015, 04:50 PM
Finally had a chance to get to use the thing.

Having a learning curve is an understatement. After taking more and more hair off of the nether region, I finally was able to get decent suction to keep the thing on for more than 5 minutes. I ended up having to take the grey base piece off too.

If i shaved all the hair off, there is no doubt that there would be perfect suction, but I'm not about to get rid of everything. I just need to experiment more and see what works best.

Weekend wasnt joking about it trying to suck your balls in. Holy shit that was painful!

tallstraw
03-22-2015, 12:43 AM
Hahahahaha fuck my balls be small at the moment lol

Cdsnuts
03-22-2015, 05:25 AM
Man...I guess I'm glad I got a sack and a half on me. No way that thing is gonna suck these chicken eggs in.....

Cdsnuts
03-22-2015, 05:27 AM
Finally had a chance to get to use the thing.

Having a learning curve is an understatement. After taking more and more hair off of the nether region, I finally was able to get decent suction to keep the thing on for more than 5 minutes. I ended up having to take the grey base piece off too.

If i shaved all the hair off, there is no doubt that there would be perfect suction, but I'm not about to get rid of everything. I just need to experiment more and see what works best.

Weekend wasnt joking about it trying to suck your balls in. Holy shit that was painful!

I find that if you use a beard trimmer with a guard you can get everything down nice and even, it doesn't look stupid and you can still get suction. I can't see how your gonna pump without the sleeve though. Having your cock get pinched in the bellows isn't gonna be fun.

Cobalt
03-22-2015, 08:43 AM
I find that if you use a beard trimmer with a guard you can get everything down nice and even, it doesn't look stupid and you can still get suction. I can't see how your gonna pump without the sleeve though. Having your cock get pinched in the bellows isn't gonna be fun.

I pump VERY carefully, lol.

I just have to experiment more, but it certainly works.

Cdsnuts
03-22-2015, 08:58 AM
I pump VERY carefully, lol.

I just have to experiment more, but it certainly works.

You're smart to go slow. Once your unit gets used to the pressure and you can slowly but surely increase it, you'll really see how big you can get that mofo. My girl will occasionally peak in on me when I'm pumping. She can't believe how big it can get. She always tells me with a look of disbelief on her face that it looks like it hurts, or it looks like it's going to pop.......lol

Ape McGrapes
03-22-2015, 10:06 AM
Unless it's going to cause perninent gains in a short period of time, I still don't see the apeal. What do you guys expect to get out of this?

Cdsnuts
03-22-2015, 10:48 AM
Unless it's going to cause perninent gains in a short period of time, I still don't see the apeal. What do you guys expect to get out of this?

Is that how you feel about your weight training as well? Because it's the same difference. You put in work, you get gains. Simple as that. If you don't want to put in that work, you don't want the gains bad enough. And compared to weight training, this is a very passive exercise. 15 minutes sitting in the tub/shower while the pump does all the work.

And to answer your question, A bigger, fatter, harder cock.

weekend
03-23-2015, 08:43 AM
I feel like I almost did some damage to the tubing above my left nut. It really sucks to walk around all day like "my nut hurts"

They are a good size now too after a week of hcg and a carb up.

I dunno. Might return the thing. I'd rather use one in bed so might try a dry pump.

It definitely works is the thing but it really isn't as ergonomic for me as it needs to be (plus I am not in desperate need of gainz lol)

Cdsnuts
03-23-2015, 10:21 AM
I feel like I almost did some damage to the tubing above my left nut. It really sucks to walk around all day like "my nut hurts"

They are a good size now too after a week of hcg and a carb up.

I dunno. Might return the thing. I'd rather use one in bed so might try a dry pump.

It definitely works is the thing but it really isn't as ergonomic for me as it needs to be (plus I am not in desperate need of gainz lol)

Dry pumps SUCK in comparison....no pun intended.

Cdsnuts
03-23-2015, 04:14 PM
Discovered something yesterday while pumping. Once you get to a point where your sitting in max pressure for five minutes or more, start kegeling. Not only will you strengthen your pelvic floor but everytime you do a kegel, you push more blood into your guy that can't get out. My results from doing this were ridiculous.

silverstrand
03-23-2015, 06:04 PM
Hi Cdnuts,

I'm thinking of buying a pump. I'm concerned about being circumsized and if I grow too much, I may not have enough skin to stretch. Do you think this will be a problem?

Thanks.

Cdsnuts
03-24-2015, 05:40 AM
Hi Cdnuts,

I'm thinking of buying a pump. I'm concerned about being circumsized and if I grow too much, I may not have enough skin to stretch. Do you think this will be a problem?

Thanks.

Most people in the states are circumcised. It won't be an issue.

Ape McGrapes
03-24-2015, 07:04 PM
I bought one. Didn't exactly have the extra cash. We will see how this goes.

weekend
03-25-2015, 04:29 AM
I urge everyone to be very careful with their testicular tubing. I really can only pump when my nuts are in a certain very relaxed low hanging state, which is not most of the time while on tren lol, is most of the time if I'm on PCT but natty about half and half

Hopefully you guys know what I'm talking about though. I feel like I could've done minor damage already

O_RYAN_007
03-25-2015, 10:41 AM
I fkn LOVE this forum!! Funny thing is i picked up one of these guys a early last year, but I stopped using it. This thread made me start pumping again two weeks ago. Man the dick pump is intense! I like to add 8g of Citrulline malate and 1.5 g off Agmatine Sulfate to the mix, pre pump!!!! Fkn dick pump for days son!

Cdsnuts
03-25-2015, 01:44 PM
I like to add 8g of Citrulline malate and 1.5 g off Agmatine Sulfate to the mix, pre pump!!!! Fkn dick pump for days son!

That would be intense!!

O_RYAN_007
03-25-2015, 07:55 PM
Sure is!

Scope75
03-26-2015, 06:23 AM
I'll be pumping tonight.
Before pic will be posted later. Lol

Scope75
03-26-2015, 08:43 PM
Pumping went smooth.
Trimmed up like normal and didn't have any problems with creating a seal plus the hand pump makes using it a breeze.
After the first pump I was 3/4 inch longer at ease. Dick looks full and thick but is thicker on the top 2/3rds that's past that comfort insert.
Been about 1-1.5hrs and it still seems to be holding it's size so that's cool and I'll for sure pump before I see my GF tomorrow or Saturday and see how thick and big it gets after a pump.
Lets see what happens in the next 60 days.

Cdsnuts
03-26-2015, 09:30 PM
Pumping went smooth.
Trimmed up like normal and didn't have any problems with creating a seal plus the hand pump makes using it a breeze.
After the first pump I was 3/4 inch longer at ease. Dick looks full and thick but is thicker on the top 2/3rds that's past that comfort insert.
Been about 1-1.5hrs and it still seems to be holding it's size so that's cool and I'll for sure pump before I see my GF tomorrow or Saturday and see how thick and big it gets after a pump.
Lets see what happens in the next 60 days.
What routine you gonna follow? Every other day....more?

BBG
03-26-2015, 09:41 PM
Does this actually yield permanent gains or is it just for show?

Cdsnuts
03-26-2015, 09:44 PM
Does this actually yield permanent gains or is it just for show?
Permanent with regular use.

BBG
03-26-2015, 10:04 PM
Permanent with regular use.

So if used regularly for 6 months, but you stop. Gains are permanent?

Scope75
03-27-2015, 02:28 AM
What routine you gonna follow? Every other day....more?

Every other day or M/W/F pretty much no more than 4 sessions a week.

Was worried about my nuts but not a single issue but I could tell if I went for more vacuum they start to get pulled in. So that makes me think the hurting of the balls is from over pumping because nothing about my session was painful or I'm just not as greedy as others. Lol

Also what I'm after is bigger and harder erections not to be larger at ease so I hope the increased size over time leads to bigger wood. Not really interested in a soft 9 incher that doesn't grow.

I will say pumping has a strange feel because I could've sworn I was getting hard but nope it's just the feeling of extra blood being pulled into the unit.

Cdsnuts
03-27-2015, 06:12 AM
So if used regularly for 6 months, but you stop. Gains are permanent?

Yes. Given you are pumping correctly and are able to go to max suction for 15 or so minutes per session.

Scope75
03-27-2015, 06:35 AM
What's max suction?
Bellows fully collapsed?

Cdsnuts
03-27-2015, 06:48 AM
What's max suction?
Bellows fully collapsed?

You got it. Although I'm not familiar with how yours works. Can you achieve full pressure using the pump ball alone?

With mine, when the bellows is fully collapsed and I cant force anymore air out, that's max pressure.

BBG
03-27-2015, 07:13 AM
Interesting. I wish I had the will to actually do jelqing or pumping. I know it takes a concerted effort and I can't imagine I would maintain doing that for more than a week or so.

Scope75
03-27-2015, 07:26 AM
You got it. Although I'm not familiar with how yours works. Can you achieve full pressure using the pump ball alone?

With mine, when the bellows is fully collapsed and I cant force anymore air out, that's max pressure.

Well I haven't went full suction yet then. I'm sure the pump ball can collapse the bellows and then keep going but that just a guess.
I'll be working up to full suction over a few weeks so the wang has time to adjust.

So you go balls out every session and did you jump right to that or work up to it over time.
I just don't want to ruin my dick or make it pop.

Cdsnuts
03-27-2015, 09:45 AM
Well I haven't went full suction yet then. I'm sure the pump ball can collapse the bellows and then keep going but that just a guess.
I'll be working up to full suction over a few weeks so the wang has time to adjust.

So you go balls out every session and did you jump right to that or work up to it over time.
I just don't want to ruin my dick or make it pop.

I can't imagine anyone can just jump to full pressure. No way. You'd seriously hurt yourself. Remember, I've been pumping for years. My body is used to the routine. My dick is conditioned.

I like to get myself erect before going into the pump. As I'm putting the pump on and sitting down, I let the erection start to subside...meaning, the size is still there, but the rigidity starts to fade. This is the key state for me... this is when I relax myself and do my first almost fully collapsed pump. Because the tissues have been expanded by the erection but the pressure in my penis has fallen, this first pump sends an enormous amount of blood rushing in. I can watch it expand. This is an experienced move only. I have the necessary elasticity to pull it off. After the first big pump....I sit for 30 seconds or so....breath...let it fill as much as it's going to at that pressure, then do the second big pump. I can pretty much max the thing out in two or three pumps.

It's all about learning how and when to make the pushes. I can bring myself into full pressure usually within two minutes or so. I then set the timer and keep it there for 10 minutes. I release after ten minutes, get some new circulation going, then repeat the process to get to max pressure and then sit for another five or ten minutes.

I've become comfortable with this routine and feel that I can increase the pressure even more, which I'm going to do.....working on a relatively safe hack for the thing.....

Scope75
03-27-2015, 05:18 PM
I'll for sures not be rushing into this because I sure like my unit.

Your technique is the same as mine but thats just the way my first session went.
Not sure why but I got a semi as I was about to pump but I relaxed and then got to pumping and like you I could just see it expanding and getting FULL. Then when I'd pulse some more blood into it got even fuller. All this was happening without full suction so shit'll get crazy when I work up to full suction.
Anytime I started to feel anything odd I'd just hit the valve and refill/repump after.
Since yesterday was my first time I'm not quite sure how it should feel and I was never in pain or discomfort but I'd feel some extra tightness and abort the pump.
Not sure if that's right and I if I should just ride it out or something I shouldn't feel.

Cdsnuts
03-27-2015, 05:37 PM
I'll for sures not be rushing into this because I sure like my unit.

Your technique is the same as mine but thats just the way my first session went.
Not sure why but I got a semi as I was about to pump but I relaxed and then got to pumping and like you I could just see it expanding and getting FULL. Then when I'd pulse some more blood into it got even fuller. All this was happening without full suction so shit'll get crazy when I work up to full suction.
Anytime I started to feel anything odd I'd just hit the valve and refill/repump after.
Since yesterday was my first time I'm not quite sure how it should feel and I was never in pain or discomfort but I'd feel some extra tightness and abort the pump.
Not sure if that's right and I if I should just ride it out or something I shouldn't feel.

Minor tightness and almost pinching like feeling is the upper range of what you want to deal with. It shouldn't at any time really hurt.

And it does get crazy looking at full suction. If you do it before you go see your girl she'll definitely feel the difference.

Scope75
03-27-2015, 06:15 PM
Minor tightness and almost pinching like feeling is the upper range of what you want to deal with. It shouldn't at any time really hurt.

And it does get crazy looking at full suction. If you do it before you go see your girl she'll definitely feel the difference.
Ok
Pinching is the perfect way to describe it and that's when I'd abort.
Never hurts and since it the wang I'll be playing it safe and going slow.

Yeah I bet it's an interesting sight to see.
I'll be pumping before seeing her tomorrow. :cool:

Cobalt
03-28-2015, 09:04 AM
I've got the hang of mine over the past week or so. I can a perfect seal on the first try and max out the pressure without issue. It does make a considerable difference after you pump.
I've been hitting max pressure every time and its not painful to me. Everything expands and I can feel the suction, but it isn't uncomfortable. Using the x40, which is in their intermediate line.
Doesn't matter, I'm getting results, that was the goal

Cdsnuts
04-05-2015, 09:29 AM
How's everyones' cocks feeling?

entropy
04-05-2015, 10:06 AM
How's everyones' cocks feeling?

This is such a weird post to reply to. Got a hercules pump. There's a bit of a learning curve (Gaiter bite) but can pump to full pressure. Eq is pretty insane for example.

silverstrand
04-07-2015, 02:48 PM
How's everyones' cocks feeling?

I've bought myself a hydromax; figure it'd be great for blood flow. I just learned how not to suck my balls in over the weekend, apperantly there's a technique which works by tilting it more towards the abdomen so it sucks up that part of the body and not my nutts.
My only issue right now is that the base of my dick doesn't seem to inflate as mush as the front half. Should I be worried about making my cock uneven?
Also, how many times a week do you think would yeild results? Just curious, I more want my guy to work like it did in my 20's but being bigger could be cool too.

Cdsnuts
04-07-2015, 05:22 PM
I've bought myself a hydromax; figure it'd be great for blood flow. I just learned how not to suck my balls in over the weekend, apperantly there's a technique which works by tilting it more towards the abdomen so it sucks up that part of the body and not my nutts.
My only issue right now is that the base of my dick doesn't seem to inflate as mush as the front half. Should I be worried about making my cock uneven?
Also, how many times a week do you think would yeild results? Just curious, I more want my guy to work like it did in my 20's but being bigger could be cool too.

You'll get results with a 15 minutes session, three times a week.

silverstrand
04-09-2015, 03:16 PM
I can't imagine anyone can just jump to full pressure. No way. You'd seriously hurt yourself. Remember, I've been pumping for years.

Hi Cd,

As you have been pumping for years, you're a great person to ask. How much permanent growth do you think you have experienced? The manufacturer claims at least 1 inch in length and 30% in girth over some alloted time, I'm thinking a year or so. Have you experienced these sorts of gains? Also, now that you are several years in, I'm sure growth has probably slowed right?
If I'm capable of growing to what the manufacturers claims, I will be more than happy. Honestly, I dont think I'd want much bigger lol

Cdsnuts
04-09-2015, 04:24 PM
Hi Cd,

As you have been pumping for years, you're a great person to ask. How much permanent growth do you think you have experienced? The manufacturer claims at least 1 inch in length and 30% in girth over some alloted time, I'm thinking a year or so. Have you experienced these sorts of gains? Also, now that you are several years in, I'm sure growth has probably slowed right?
If I'm capable of growing to what the manufacturers claims, I will be more than happy. Honestly, I dont think I'd want much bigger lol

Getting SWOLE - Page 6 (http://www.swolesource.com/forum/misc/2618-getting-swole-6.html)

silverstrand
04-09-2015, 04:47 PM
Getting SWOLE - Page 6 (http://www.swolesource.com/forum/misc/2618-getting-swole-6.html)


Sweet, thanks - I believe Fin made me lose about a .25 inch in lenght and in girth - not a huge loss but still, I'd like it back.

Cdsnuts
04-09-2015, 04:57 PM
Sweet, thanks - I believe Fin made me lose about a .25 inch in lenght and in girth - not a huge loss but still, I'd like it back.
The androgen deprivation definitely makes it shrink. It does come back though once you get sorted out.

entropy
04-09-2015, 04:59 PM
The androgen deprivation definitely makes it shrink. It does come back though once you get sorted out.

If he's anything like me it'll go away again. And come back again. And go away again during this whole ordeal.

Cdsnuts
04-10-2015, 05:34 AM
If he's anything like me it'll go away again. And come back again. And go away again during this whole ordeal.

There is a brain connection there as well, although I'm not really sure of the mechanism. There had been times when my androgens were high and I would still have shriveled dick syndrome. I'm venturing to say that it's gaba connected, as were most of my issues mentally.

silverstrand
06-16-2015, 02:50 PM
If he's anything like me it'll go away again. And come back again. And go away again during this whole ordeal.

Hey entropy, just an FYI, I've been pretty consistent for close to 3 months now and seem to have gained back my .25inch length and width. Still suffering from androgen imbalance (getting better) so others may experience even faster results but at least these gains appear to be permanent. I'm shooting for a full inch by year end - thats really the max I'd want out of this. It does take a fair amount of time and effort; its a slow process.

TubZy
08-04-2016, 01:31 PM
x2 on the bathmate lol, that thing is awesome ,

Cdsnuts
05-21-2020, 09:39 AM
Here is the link again, for those reading this epic, old school SS post about dick pumping. This thread is a classic. I made this post before I had a website and before I was an affiliate. The good old days.

For those interested, here you go again: Bathmate hydromax (https://bathmatedirect.com?oid=1&affid=209)

Happy pumping. For you pfs guys that haven't pulled the trigger on this yet, you're missing out. Nothing increases erection quality the way this does.