I can't believe I've been married for 9 years.
I can't believe I've been married for 9 years.
The spirit that I have seen may be the devil: and the devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps out of my weakness and my melancholy, as he is very potent with such spirits, abuses me to damn me.
My condolences. At the same time though, I wish you 50 more years with your wife.... preferably happier years.
Congrats, bud! Here's to the next 9!
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thanks guys, it's actually been pretty good and worked out well. A year and a day before my wedding I was at a friends wedding in colarado and caught the garter belt, I used to joke with him about that, now every time he comes home to visit I get my wife pregnant. I hope I never see that fuck-face again.
The best is when I tell people I've been married for so long and they don't believe me and I show them the tattoo, I have no choice but to stay married now. Tattoo removal is really expensive and painful.
The spirit that I have seen may be the devil: and the devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps out of my weakness and my melancholy, as he is very potent with such spirits, abuses me to damn me.
thanks guys, it's actually been pretty good and worked out well. A year and a day before my wedding I was at a friends wedding in colarado and caught the garter belt, I used to joke with him about that, now every time he comes home to visit I get my wife pregnant. I hope I never see that fuck-face again.
The best is when I tell people I've been married for so long and they don't believe me and I show them the tattoo, I have no choice but to stay married now. Tattoo removal is really expensive and painful.
hahah Best thing i've read today so far. But really, congrats man!
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Congrats brother! I just completed year one a year ago, Cheers major!
I can't believe I've been married for 26 years, to the same women.
^^ damn, polygamy worked out for you that long? Congratulations
Nice grats dude, I just completed year one of subjugation and servitude.