Welcome. Seeing as you're God, I shouldn't have to tell you this.....shit, you shouldn't even have pfs. While you're here, why don't you just make pfs something that never existed. We can all take propecia and have full heads of hair for life! Meh...fuck it, I like being bald now, so, I guess what you need to do next is read ALL the stickies, then TMO and we can take it from there.
P.s. We've all been to hell and back and the devil says hi. He's glad you got his gift. That deviant fucker.