Uncomfortable

[weekend]

Look, I've seen a few tranny who would give a real women a legitimate run for her money anyday here in Seattle..

My friend once got head from a tranny downtown seattle out a car window... Thought it was a girl until we realized she had also saved my other friend from a run in with the cops in the same night... Lol "Nikki"

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Oh I wasn't justifying anything, I've fallen for it. When I got back from Afgh. My friend took me to a gay bar, I was really uncomfortable at first, but she said I'd enjoy it because I'd get bought tons of drinks and wouldn't have to spend any money, and theres plenty of women lol. It's called "Jakes" down in Olympia, weekend might know what im talking about. I was like hell yeah, I went, and there were tons of chicks and it was a great time, free drinks, light hookups, the works. One chick started chatting me up, and I was like yup, this is who I'm taking home. No indication at all of anything, feminine voice features, the works...then ever so nonchalantly, and sneakily, she slipped it in thae conversation she was a transexual...I had the same reacrion Quagmire did.

No idea what you're talking about, but I have only been to Olympia once when I was like 12. Lol.

[tallstraw]

Ohh yeah well it's down in the heart of olypmia, like the 1230 club, and big whiskey. Yeah man, I always thought Iid be ablw to tell, and really, you not always can. She was a cool chick though.

[olddawg]

Funny how you know the exact number of beers it will take...

lmao nice one, yeah 9 and you can still remember some shit

[markam]

she slipped it in thae conversation she was a transexual...

Before or after?

Asians are the most convincing, imo. Need to be careful there. LOL

[tallstraw]

Pfff before, she was pre op. But she'd been on hormones for years. Saving for the surgery, I didn't realize that shit is like 20k(Iin the us)and not covered. She'd spent a ton already, adams apple job, nose job, boob job, chin/cheek job, just needed the last piece of the puzzle. If she hadn't of told me I would have totally found out the hard way (no pun intended). Just my type, slender, blonde, 5'11 my friend who took me out didn't believe when I told her, she thought I was just pussing out, cuz I'd just got back. Till the chick bought me a drink, and brought it over and apologized and all. I'm not a fan of Asians at all, so I'd never have to worry.

[tallstraw]

honestly feel like I'm gonna be that dad who has like a story for almost everything to help his kids out..ALMOST

[longBallLima]

ITT:
tallstraw boned a ladyboy "by accident"
OD boned a buddy after "10" beers

[olddawg]

ITT:
tallstraw boned a ladyboy "by accident"
OD boned a buddy after "10" beers

he was more like an acquaintance, not really a buddy, and that pantene and bubblegum gets you every time

[tallstraw]

he was more like an acquaintance, not really a buddy, and that pantene and bubblegum gets you every time

They just don't get us, they'll never understand.

[tallstraw]

By the way OD, wanna come over for a beer....or 9?