...10 beers with your buddy, he bends over and greases his ass up, it's all nicely shaven and he smells like Pantene and bubblegum, nicely shaven "wanna hop on?" he says and 8/10 men will give it serious thought
Funny how you know the exact number of beers it will take...
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