The butthurt lifestyle thread (or butt pleasure, if you so desire)

**Scope75** · 01-10-2013

How can you now know who Brandy is??

**Cobalt** · 01-10-2013

Originally Posted by Scope75

How can you now know who Brandy is??

No one is safe on the internet.

**Scope75** · 01-10-2013

Meant
How can you not know who Brandy is?? Lol

**Cobalt** · 01-10-2013

Originally Posted by Scope75

Meant
How can you not know who Brandy is?? Lol

OH, lol
I'm more into the amature scene.
We don't use names.

**nate3993** · 01-10-2013

amateur porn is the best. the more realistic it is, the better. it's no fun watching people who really aren't even into each other. i think that's more so in gay porn than straight though. or at least it's more obvious in gay

**Scope75** · 01-10-2013

She was a amature once and that's when I first found her.

**Jelisej** · 01-11-2013

The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
"You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink.
"Not really," I replied.
"Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...
As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.

The police asked me to identify what they thought was my wife's body.
They pulled the sheet back to show her face. "I can't be certain," I told them.
The sheet went back a bit further to reveal her breasts. "Sorry, but I'm still not sure."
They took the sheet completely off and I had a good look. "That's definitely not her, Officer. My wife's not Asian."