The butthurt lifestyle thread (or butt pleasure, if you so desire)

[nate3993]

my mind is full of fuck.

for sure the appropriate response to an internet thread

[Jelisej]

I'll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way.
Through alcohol and poor judgement.



I've made a new years resolution to give up masturbating.
I might need a helping hand though.




Some people say to me, "talk to the hand because the face ain't listening," . So I started talking to my own hand and, you know, things went well, one thing led to another and, before you know it, we were in my room having a great hand job.

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Statler Waldorf: Meh - YouTube

[BoneDaddy]

Remember on Chappelle Show where they had "Ask A Black Guy" and "Ask A Gay Guy?" Some of this feels similar.

Awesome fucking thread. Period.

[O_RYAN_007]

yeah, i for sure didn't choose to like men. being brought up in a seventh day adventist house, i was taught it was wrong. and as kid, i knew, i just didn't want to accept it. mostly the upbringing. i for years as a little kid, 7 or 8, would pray and cry and ask god to make me different. well, after years of doing that, nothing happened. so anyone that thinks they can really change is in a sad place. it's hard to be in the closet. can't talk about who u like, what you're into, and have to put on this massive facade. it's just shitty all around. and why would the creator, i do believe in one, even care? the whole not killing, not stealing, not doing something that hurts someone else, sure, but just because i stick my dick in an ass and not vagina would somehow make me a bad person? or would somehow exclude me from an afterlife? it's ludicrous. 2 consenting, of age, gay people doing their own thing don't hurt anyone, or impact anyone.

and taylor lautner, ian somerholder, chace crwford, all better than beckham pitt is still very sexy though. but my man will always be big rob aka "tallstraw" hahaha

I'm not into butt sex with dudes, but give theres nothing like some good ole butt sex with the wife!

[DJM]

^^^^if you aint eating ass, you aint eating pussy right!

[DJM]

I've made a new years resolution to give up masturbating.
I might need a helping hand though.

"STF AND STICK YOUR COCK BETWEEN MY TITS"


"AND NO FUCKING TALK ABOUT ESTROGEN OR ELSE ITS BLUE BALLS FOR YOU"

[Scope75]

Damn that face and mouth look so ready!!

[Cobalt]

Gonna need a source on that dj.

[DJM]

its my sister
very nice

[Cobalt]

its my sister
very nice

Need more.

If that were my sister, id be down with incest.

EDIT:
Nevermind, it was faster to hack your computer than wait for a reply:

Brandy.jpg

Say hi to Brandy for me