Top 10 Unwritten Gym Rules

[Enuke65]

hah grunters.... yah, i see when sometimes you can't help but grunt, but every now and then it sounds like someone is having hot butt sex doing a lateral raise or something like that

relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8MeWpyBgA

[Rulk]

My current peeve is this dude that gives advice like he's a fucking trainer. He's not in shape. His advice is strange, and usually wrong, but he doesn't let that stop him. I've never seen him lift more than me on anything, and I've never seen him squat so much as the fucking bar and yet that didn't stop him from attempting to train me. He told me not to stand all the way up while "locking out" my squat because it could result in injury. Really? I was on my eight rep, I didn't have the breath to deal with him so I just said ok and kept doing my own thing. Fortunately that made him all butt hurt and he hasn't trained me since.

My friend's advice/mantra- "Unless you look better than me, won a show, don't tell me how to workout".

[O_RYAN_007]

I'm sure people get pissed when I fart in the locker room, but fuck man its a locker room/bathroom! IDGAF!!!!!! My fkn farts stink!

[SoCal-Nutrition]

My friend's advice/mantra- "Unless you look better than me, won a show, don't tell me how to workout".

bwahaha, I'm notorious for this

but, I'll usually only chime in if I'm pretty sure someone's gonna get hurt.

I don't always look better than they guys I try to "save", but being jacked doesn't always mean you know what you're doing.

[Cobalt]

As a social repellent. Headphones on = world off!

This has been an issue for me recently. My new apartment has a gym built in and it seems that no one can see my headphones in.
Burns me the fuck up.

[h2s]

I'm sure people get pissed when I fart in the locker room, but fuck man its a locker room/bathroom! IDGAF!!!!!! My fkn farts stink!

I hate you people. Out locker room smells like someone ate roadkill burrito and let it go after their workout. Every. Damn. Day.

[longBallLima]

i've been guilty of ripping one or two in the middle of the weight room lol some unholy ones too.

[Fat Bill Dwyer]

i've been guilty of ripping one or two in the middle of the weight room lol some unholy ones too.

I prefer to go to the gym with empty bowels. On heavy lifts the last thing I want to have to worry about is clenching my sphincter.

[KAB111]

i've been guilty of ripping one or two in the middle of the weight room lol some unholy ones too.

My friend joins me on leg day... Cant help but peel one off on the leg press. When he starts to put the weight on..Everyone clears out

[longBallLima]

My friend joins me on leg day... Cant help but peel one off on the leg press. When he starts to put the weight on..Everyone clears out

best is when i got my music on and i don't know if they were noisy or not. i just look at people's faces to see if anyone's looking. my wife knows who it was.. oh, she knows...