Quote Originally Posted by burlyman30 View Post
Inspirational comebacks from a state where you think you might die.

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i was told i was dying lmfao, after the fact of course.......
catheter when i woke up (shit fkn pulls when you go for your walk)(when its pulled out, it burns so much you get horny, no jk)
lung tap that didnt work
iv in my foot one night because dumb nurse squeezed a sac into my arm in 5min thus infecting it
shitting into a bedpan, very unbecoming
hallucinations from the epidural drip i was on (squirrels on my head, seeing my gf mount me)
pic line to replace iv
alot of jello
doctors with the same stupid qs the first week trying to figure out the issue(this one, fk her lips were chapped, n had the white buildup in the side of her mouth)
ect

and yes, medicare is great......wife's sister's bf just had knee done, 80k, still paid 9k premium off his insurance.....when he heard my story he asked how much.....guessing 250k bill, told him 0, n my card had expired too.....so for you americans who knock obama, you wont the day you actually fkn need it

n no math, no shift, was put on respirator for few days, oddly i didnt want it as i was able to breathe ok on my own, with the 1.2 lungs

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Quote Originally Posted by burlyman30 View Post
you think you might die.
the last time i barebacked you i heard you murmur that